hell yea you want a transparent sleepy eren on your blog, hell yea
"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
#Cyrano you look ridiculous
(I couldn’t help it—Cyrano looks SO swanky!)
DO NOT WORRY MY BROTHER
I WILL AVENGE YOUR CAPTURE
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
IM GONNAP ISS
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.